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A few months ago, Tom joined our band. We finally got around to putting up an informative bio about our buddy. The following excerpt was written by Nick Minetola. He needs to write a book. Tom Ryan Bio by Nick Minetola Tom Ryan is the sexiest man in Collingswood, NJ. It's not all hot nights and funny sexy-time for Tom though. Being that handsome is hard damn work. For example Tom can't shave. It's true, for maximum hotness Tom has to trim his facial hair to a perfect two day length. Also Tom spends hours each day staring in the mirror practicing saying "hey" with his eyes. Next time you run into Tom and you realize your pants are halfway off and you can't figure out why, well now you'll know, it's because his eyes told you to take them off. His beautiful , beautiful eyes. |
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