Jeff,
You are a total douche-bag. Let me just run down a quick list of reasons why I think you are a douche-bag.

1. You moved in here without ever asking anyone’s permission.

2. You have money to buy an expensive TV and every videogame system but can’t afford to move out, that’s bullshit.

3. When my sister Michelle was here for a few days you kept hiding a DVD she wanted to show her daughter because you were afraid it might get damaged then when it skipped you totally fucking freaked and it wasn’t even your DVD.

4. You poke your head in to see what my brother and I are doing in our respective rooms every time you walk by as if what we are doing in our rooms is any of your fucking business, considering you don’t fucking belong here.

5. You wake up at 2:00am for your paper route but before you do that you spend at least an hour looking up internet porn and talking to other douche bags in chat-rooms. It’s a fucking common use computer and no one wants to use it after you have jerked off in front of it.

6. You spaz when playing video games. In fact you seem to spaz just about every two minutes for no good reason. You are a total fucking spaz.

7. You have no consideration for any of the other people who live here. You are constantly loud banging around Jaimee’s room and up and down the steps when you wake up earlier than anyone else. You even scream and swear when my brother has his three year old daughter in the other room. I seriously think you have the emotional and mental age of an eleven year old.

8. Finally your one contribution to the house was a small George Forman Grill that retails for about $19.99 and because it was left a few times over night without being cleaned you took it from the kitchen. I have personally seen you bring down dishes from Jaimee’s room and never wash them. I have seen you cook Macaroni and Cheese and never wash any of the dishes you used to cook it. So how about this as a trade off. No one ever uses your George Forman Grill again and in return you never touch another dish or piece of silverware again. Or you could just move out you douche bag.

In reality Jeff I could give a shit about the Grill I can order one online tonight, it was just the last straw. I think for over a year everyone has been wondering when you would just get the fuck out. Hell I know if my dad didn’t want to hurt Jaimee’s feelings you would have been out of here about a week after you started staying here. Because he like everyone else thinks you are a douche bag. I personally hope that Jaimee eventually realizes that you are a douche bag and that she is way too good for you and kicks you out herself. If she never realizes that and stays with you forever hopefully that still means that you get the fuck out of our house ASAP and that I only have to see you on holidays.

I Hate you, you douche bag
Nick